wolfcoast:

-I feel like I’m trapped in somebody else’s master plan. Go to school, get a job, get a mortgage. All I’m really doing is dying. 

—Lemme get’cha some more pills. 

wolfcoast:

-I think I hate my life.

—Is it because you gained weight?

-Excuse me?

—This article, it helped me a lot. 

-I…haven’t gained any weight.

—You should probably just have my salad instead.

-You should probably… eat a dick.